Guys complain about the things or attitude girls put up on the first date forgetting that they could have been the cause of these actions. These are ten attributes a guy shouldn't possess if he doesn't want a crazy or unbearable girl.
1. Don't be a send me a pic everytime kinda dude. Dear guys this statement is annoying and irritating and this really puts a lot of girls off.
2. Don't be a when we gonna chill kinda nigga. I think I speak for every girl when I say this is the most annoying statement ever. it just comes off to me as let's have sex.
3. Drop the accent if it doesn't sit well on your tongue. This is common amongst the staunch Igbo brothers, this is just plain irritating. please stop!!!
4.Don't be a show-off. I know some girls do like guys that show off e.g bragging about what you own or the places you have been and how much all your accessories cost but these attract the wrong kind of girls and you should be blamed if she starts billing you on behalf of her ancestors and her future unborn generation.
5. Don't complain or rant about girls too much, trust me it gets really boring and unattractive.
6. Don't be an "i can take care of u" kinda dude, I will bill you and don't blame me for that.
7. Don't rant about how many girls want you or how many girls you can get. its boring and a major turn-off.
8. Stop dressing like bouncers and have arms bigger than dwayne Johnson's. That is not a good look and would definitely make me bring like five to ten of my friends if I ever agree to see u.
9. Don't talk about sex all the time and how you are going to ravage and destroy her on bed or whatever nick name you gave your junk. its silly and very unattractive.
10. Don't be a smash and run kinda dude. THIS ACTION WOULD DEFINITELY GET YOU A CRAZY GIRL.
So dear guys before you rant about how crazy a girl is or how she billed you, make sure you don't possess any of these attributes if not all the attributes, or else you get what you deserve. These would definitely make her bring her friends along out of fear or ask you to sort out her ancestral problems out of bragging and show off.
LOL. The stop dressing like a bouncer part killed me!!! So true. I used to know this dude who was so rich but looked like he was inspired by Diddy from the late 80s. Couldn't appear in public with him and ofcourse we fell apart. I wish I could find a way for him to see this.
ReplyDeleteFunny but true. After that they will be saying girls are somehow.
ReplyDeleteThe picture part is sooo true. Makes us wonder Wat exactly u want to see??! When a guy be like send me pic ds minute and the next min he's like send me another am like KILL ME PLS!!!
ReplyDeleteDear Writer,
ReplyDeleteI stumbled upon this write up and of course I couldn't help but stop by and take a quick glance. Your write up is nice. Simple and straight to the point and devoid of those big sounding words that send us scampering for our dictionary(ies). I commend you for that. It comes across as a simple discussion and I like to think that that is how discussions, where the occasion permits, should be. Kudos dear writer. Kudos!
I cannot help but agree with you on the points raised. The points are on point (no pun intended) lol. They are true and to deny the truth of them would be a lie! However I have a little reservation on the generality of the claims. You see, I can bet that almost every guy is guilty of at least one of these sins at some point or the other in his life, of course to varying degrees. That, in my definition would be a moderate guy. But where a guy is guilty of multiple sins, as you have so aptly put it, then surely there is cause for concern! But I can almost assure your goodself that if ever you met the moderate guy (as described above) you might very quickly find that he had relatively good reasons for allowing himself indulge. But that is neither here nor there in this little talk of ours, is it?
Well then! Seeing that we are not exactly in a debate on the issue I would submit my humble opinion on the matter in just a few words and they are:
"You attract who you are"
This saying I believe proves true for both the male and female folk alike. So where a lady suddenly finds that the guy in front of her has these “admirable” traits, then perhaps, just perhaps she either provoked it or deep down something in her calls out for such reciprocal actions. I’m just saying. This does not totally dismiss that guys can be total jerks sometimes…. But hey! Who’s perfect? Certainly not I… certainly not I.
Catch you on the rotation dear writer.
Keep writing… you’d go places!
Thank you very much. I really appreciate your input.
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ReplyDeleteThank you very much dear
ReplyDeleteLucky me afterall... LoL.. Wonderful write up..
ReplyDeleteLol...Bt true
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